|Say goodbye to tummy aches.... and bulging tummies.|
No more restaurants where people sit for hours yammering about nothing over huge plates of empty calories. And so many restaurants: In Manhattan alone, the number of permits issued for restaurants, bars and cafes rose to 23,705 as of July 2015! Instead, those countless hours spent preparing mediocre food -- an army of servers ferrying it out to the bored and affluent diners who were never even hungry to begin with but just wanted to "go out" and "do something"-- could be spent devising solutions to our country's most dire problems. We could literally make America great again!
Lastly, dare to imagine a pill with only positive side effects! Instead of dizziness, bloating, nausea, fatigue, internal bleeding, suicidal thoughts and actions and erections lasting more than four hours, people would feel energized and tip-top! In addition, it would be so much easier to feed the hungry, and soon enough there would be no hungry.
Someone should get on this right away.