Once again someone did something terrible while yelling
"Allahu Akbar!" Apparently a certain type of individual, and to avoid being accused of racial profiling I will just call that person a total whacko nut job, believes that even if they do a bad thing while yelling "God is Great" in Arabic, everything is cool and they will be rewarded. This time it was someone who attacked London police officers outside of Buckingham Palace with a 4-foot long sword.
This got me wondering: If someone shouted the phrase while doing something good, would it net positive results? I may try that the next time I show one of my paintings in an exhibition -- just stand there and call out the phrase and see if the painting sells. Of course that would be quite tiring, standing around all day, and what about bathroom breaks? Far easier would be to simply include the phrase
in the title of my paintings and think happy thoughts. Here are a few examples:
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| "Only the Akbar Allahu Can Make a Cow (and a Forest)" | | |
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| "Flower Arranging With Allahu Akbar" |
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| "In the Akbar Garden of Allahu" |
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| "Allahu Akbar Hanging Out at Home" |
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| "One of Allahu's Akbarest Virgins" |
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