Why I Unfriended You on Facebook

I am so done with hearing that your car is in the shop. Or that you are waiting for the plumber. Or the washing machine repairman, again. Or you have to get your snow tires put on, or taken off. Or that you are sick or possibly coming down with something. Or that you had to go to the ER yesterday and you're exhausted today. Or your house is a mess and you're busy cleaning. Or that you can't make it today but you'll call me tomorrow for sure. (You never do.)

Don't you realize that I can see what you're doing on Facebook with all the people you prefer spending time with? I mean really. I don't need this. Life is hard enough.