Enough with the Luck Already

You know what I don't need? Luck. I already have tons of it! I get it from every single person who enters my new art gallery, walks around admiring things, stops and comments on how much they like this one and that one, and wouldn't that other one be perfect for a friend of theirs, and then leaves without making a purchase, saying as they walk out the door, "Well, I certainly wish you lots of luck!"

If I just had some customers with money, I wouldn't need all this luck.