Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Wash Your Hands, Stay Inside, Don't Go to Texas

Well, just as we predicted, Ebola is here! Journalists everywhere are licking their chops over this latest tasty morsel. To hell with ISIS, that is soooo last week -- today every Art Director of every magazine knows exactly what the next cover subject is, and take it from one who knows, that's a load off!

Since Call Me Madcap! has often been at the forefront of the Next Big Thing, check for directions here daily. Until then, here's what to do to stay safe right now:
1. Wash your hands.
2. Do not touch any bats, monkeys or other small primates.
3. Do not harbor guests arriving from West Africa, East Africa, South Africa or Texas.
4. If, when you are out in public, which by the way is a big mistake and should be avoided at all costs, anyone near you coughs, sneezes, spits or hiccups in your direction, return home immediately and take a hot shower in Lysol.
5. Pray, kneel and genuflect often.

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