Since Call Me Madcap! has often been at the forefront of the Next Big Thing, check for directions here daily. Until then, here's what to do to stay safe right now:
1. Wash your hands.
2. Do not touch any bats, monkeys or other small primates.
3. Do not harbor guests arriving from West Africa, East Africa, South Africa or Texas.
4. If, when you are out in public, which by the way is a big mistake and should be avoided at all costs, anyone near you coughs, sneezes, spits or hiccups in your direction, return home immediately and take a hot shower in Lysol.
5. Pray, kneel and genuflect often.