Friday, October 3, 2014

Cure Ebola for Pennies a Day!

Things are going from bad to worse. Turns out the Ebola patient currently being treated in Texas may have come in contact with 100 people, not five or 18 as first reported. He vomited outside his apartment building, which besides being disgusting is alarming. And now another person with Ebola is coming to America for treatment, and Lord knows how many people he has come in contact with. But take heart: I saw a product advertised online just moments ago that will kill the Ebola virus, or at least 99.99% of it. It's an antibacterial foam, and you just spray it on, and it only costs $7.99 for a 30-day supply!

But seriously folks, just Google "Ebola protection" and you'll be all set. You'll find face masks and gloves and pills and all sorts of creams for sale. If only the doctors at that hospital in Texas would go online, this whole damn thing could be over.

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