|These two are typical American females. Scary.|
It's a shocking situation, brought about by the void in modern life that people try to fill with shopping for nonsense and food. Malls across the country satisfy both urges with stores all in a row and a giant Food Court full of fattening and unhealthy trash. It's not the fix: All that happens is you still have the void but now you're fatter and with a new handbag.
Here's the fix: Shut your mouth and get moving.