|The 2016 presidential hopefuls in full election regalia.|
Meanwhile, back at her $2.85 million mansion (just one of her mansions remember) on Embassy Row in Washington, poor Hillary sits, and from the looks of her lately she's got a bag of Fritos on her lap. Her luxurious 5,152 square foot home has four bedrooms and seven bathrooms. Again with all the bathrooms; Chelsea's Manhattan apartment has five and a half of them! What's up with that; are they a family of binge-purgers? (Bill has been looking awfully thin of late.)
Admit it: lying, scheming Hillary looks even worse next to some of these Republicans, each of whom has more to offer. Dr. Ben Carson is waaaaay blacker, Carly Fiorina is a ton better-looking, Jeb Bush is much more ethical (and has a Latino wife!), and Marco Rubio, rumored to be joining the cast, obviously has her beat in the ethnicity department, not to mention she's old enough to be his mother. Mike Huckabee has a powerful and fervent religious nut base, and Chris Christie is even fatter than Hillary, just in case her hidden agenda is to go for the dumpy, frumpy matron vote, which is no small constituency these days, let's be honest.
All in all it's shaping up to be quite a circus for the rest of us to watch. Should be a good time!