How Proud is Michelle Now?

In case you have been in a coma for the last few years, you know by now that our current president is an idiot. This is actually heartening news, since it means that A, idiots can go far in this life and B, he will soon be able to get the care he so desperately needs since his term is almost over. Here he is in China (see photo) one day ago, meeting with all the leaders of all the other countries, chewing gum, and with his mouth open no less. Reports are that the Chinese were "repulsed" by his adolescent behavior.

The poor guy. I hope he didn't drool into his soup at dinner.