Monday, November 28, 2016

Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda

Look how normal!
Things are crazy out there. Donald Trump is slated to be our next President and Jill Stein, who can rightly be called "a loser," is demanding a recount and has raised $3 million in five days, or was it $5 million in three days, I'm not sure. Either way, what a stunning waste of time and money. And it's still coming in, with a new goal of $7 million. Stein's spokesperson explained that the funds will go to cover filing fees, attorney fees and other "associated costs." Associated to what, one wonders.

If only everyone had listened to me, that totally normal and boring Ohio Governor John Kasich, his completely American lovely wife and their 100% average twin teenage daughters would be dominating the news today instead of, well, you know. Now aren't you sorry?

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