|Ready for a workout, I'm taking a "selfie"!|
For me to do my thing, I'll need a bible too. This means I'll have to start reading Cosmopolitan or maybe People, I'm not sure which will make me dumber but happier. What I need is something that will tell me how to live life as an idiot, but a sexy and attractive one, most notably with blond hair. I did that part the other day, so until it's time to bleach my roots in about six week I can forget my hair, unless of course bimbos think about their hair every day, in which case I will.
To kick things off I am going to the gym, where I never go because it made the old me depressed--but not any more! Today I'm going to hit the treadmill and some other stuff. Catch you later! And oh yeah, this blog is going to get a lot stupider, if that's possible, but I am hoping to get a lot happier! We are going out to dinner at The Olive Garden tonight (if Mitch agrees)--they have a new special: two entrees for $25.00. It looked great--I saw it advertised on TV!