The Pope Is Dead, What Should I Wear?

Can you spot the blue suit? (Hint: It's not as bright as Monica's blue dress.)

The Pope died seven days ago and since then his body has been carted around in a circus of activities, ending with his funeral service in a fantabulous cathedral in Rome where many heads of state were in attendance, including President Trump. Alas, Trump got no credit for interrupting his busy schedule here at home to fly across the Atlantic and pay respects to a dead man -- at least not from the editors at The New York Times, that once-respected news organization that is now little more than a printed version of the tabloid website TMZ.

Instead they took the somber occasion to mock him since that's what keeps them in business, writing that Trump's blue suit (instead of a black one) was a signal to the world that America sucks. And since his suit was a very dark blue, they opted to colorize it online and turn it into neon blue, just one more example of how they lie to their readers who lap up Democratic propaganda like a kitty cat laps heavy cream.

FYI, Prince William also wore a blue suit, and the Ukrainian President appeared in his usual combat-style outfit. Too bad John Fetterman wasn't in attendance, just to show them all what being your own person looks like. I'm sure the Pope, being not only dead but inside a wooden box, would not have minded at all.