Two Plus Two Is Five?

The dastardly, delusional and downright dirty Democrats must think that Republicans are as dumb as they are! In a new campaign ad hoping to convince Americans to re-elect a semi-demented, partially-Botoxed, lying, feeble old fool and his cackling, so far good-for-nothing partner in crime, they gleefully spread the idiotic message that Donald Trump is "guilty of all 34 felonies."

That's like saying if you stab someone 34 times and they die, you are guilty of 34 murders. Don't fall for it: It's all one felony, and for a crime nobody can name.

Sigh.