Sunday, May 19, 2019

A Fairy Tale Ending

There once was a man named Bruce Jenner.

He was an Olympic gold-medalist married to a wealthy, beautiful woman. But he was very unhappy anyway, since what he really wanted to be was a hot babe who could wear makeup and high heels and go to fancy parties. So he underwent hormone treatments and surgery and turned himself into a sexpot named Caitlyn Jenner.

Today, at age 69, Jenner has a 22-year-old live-in girlfriend who is also a hot babe and is also "transgender." Essentially two drag queens who go to fancy parties together, they are living their dream, hopefully for ever after.

It's a nutty world we live in. I want to be a cat.

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