Stormy Daniels for President!

Official Presidential Portrait?

One can imagine that it's sort of a hoot manipulating the masses, which explains why so many people enter politics. As for me, my only taste of that power comes through this blog, and that's only a teeny amount. Still it proves that people can easily be swayed. Yesterday I wrote a post entitled "Take Good Care of Yourself." It got a paltry reception with less than 100 readers. Compared to sexier titles that get in the hundreds, it's clear that salaciousness rules.

Today's title is a bit of an experiment. But since it's up there I might as well go forward and say that while it's demoralizing to see a stripper and porn star become a celebrity in our society, with fans and her own lingerie company, there might be something useful inside that truth. Since so many people prefer her to our current POTUS,  why not go all the way and elect Stormy as our next president?

Picture it: Our first female president, Stormy the Working Girl! (She works hard for the money!)  Imagine the news stories about her sexy outfits, her newest breast enhancements, her latest movies. (She would continue doing porn during her administration, of course.) And it's about time we had a president with boobs -- the bigger the better. I'm pretty sure Hillary lost because she wore those dowdy outfits and never showed any skin. Who needs that? After all, this is America!