Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Fear of Democrats

She is SO scary!

Keeping in mind that the following list was compiled before Donald Trump became the Republican nominee for president, here are the Top Ten Fears of Americans:

Flying
Public Speaking
Heights
The Dark
Intimacy
Death
Failure
Rejection 
Spiders
Commitment

According to a 2014 Washington Post article, "Democrats are nearly twice as likely as Republicans to have a fear of clowns. They are also significantly more likely to fear bugs, snakes and other animals, as well as blood and needles. Democrats are slightly more likely to be afraid of ghosts." This may possibly explain why they support Hillary; they want a Mommy to protect them.

Although I am registered as an Independent, still I like clowns, which is not to imply that I am fearless. In fact quite the opposite; I am riddled with fears and actually have been diagnosed with GAD, which stands for Generalized Anxiety Disorder, a condition characterized by "persistent, excessive, and unrealistic worry about everyday things." Yup, I've definitely got it. Here's my personal Top Ten -- no kidding: 

Bees
Cancer
Driving in Snow
Thunderstorms
Home Invasions
Food Poisoning
ISIS
Mosquito Bites
Democrats
Hillary Clinton

 



1 comment:

  1. You are my other from a different mother. I am afraid of Thunderstorms (I don't know why). I agree with most of the rest but bees. Bees are ok by me, but the last one should also be cockroach/Hillary Clinton. Hugs from the desert.

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