Thursday, March 31, 2016

Just Say No to Trump, Shrillary & The Bimbos

Gretchen "Buffy" Carlson
Megyn "Tinkerbell" Kelly
Martha "Muffin" McCallum
Shannon "Dolly" Bream
Dana "Pookie" Bash
Ann "Sunbeam" Coulter
Dana "Binky" Perino
Pamela "Tiff" Brown

Laura "Little Jo" Ingraham
 
Every single person you pass on the street has a life, a story, a world of connections: Family, friends, colleagues, past associations, dead children, living children. Now think of a street in Hong Kong, or maybe Times Square in New York City, where you can barely do more than shuffle along with the crowds because there are so many people. It's crazy how many people there are, in fact, there are 318.9 million of them here in the USA. I say this only to point out how silly, stupid, and dumb it is for us to be so consumed with just a few people, actually more like two: Shrillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

Just say no! Don't do it. Refuse to discuss them. Enough already with the fucking election, so big deal who gets to live in the White House and choose the new rug in the Oval Office and have big parties and invite Barbra Streisand and Kanye West over to sing. It matters not a whit to the lives of us little people, so why is it something we all yammer about incessantly?

The Blonde Bimbos love talking about Ms. Clinton and Mr. Trump since it requires almost no thinking on their part. So if you see one of these made-for-TV women shown above (yes, they actually are different people), and their mouths are moving, just walk away since they will be saying nothing of value. Instead, go make yourself a sandwich and read a book. Try All the King's Men, a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Robert Penn Warren, for a good take on rancid politics in the South. (Based on a true story!)


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