Saturday, May 9, 2015

Just the Ticket for Hillary!

Even though I am not very politically savvy, I've come up with the perfect running mate to fill out the Democratic ticket for 2016. Finding just the perfect compliment for Hillary is tough since she is so, you know, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. But I think I've done it!

He's handsome, young and wildly popular with the masses, who after all do the voting. Not only that, but he is just as dishonest as Hillary and so would have no trouble with the lying, cheating, email-erasing, server-wiping, evasive non-disclosing tactics and evil doings that would be the rule of the day during her administration. Best of all, Hillary, as we all know, although still (allegedly) female, has major balls, huge ones in fact, which is a good thing since this guy's are seriously small, you might even say deflated.

You're right, it's Tom Brady, the recently-disgraced-but-nobody-cares quarterback for the Boston Patriots who is also fabulously rich and married to a beautiful underwear model.  And their campaign slogan is a no-brainer. Here it is shown on a bumper sticker:
HILLARY AND TOM
We've Got Some Balls!
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