Friday, November 28, 2014

White Friday





Today is Black Friday and all the things I want are not on sale anywhere. If they were I would pay full price for them: perfect vision and a cat that doesn't cry all night and the tree in my front yard that got broken in half in yesterday's snowstorm to be whole again. Instead all they have for you is socks and televisions and cell phones and washing machines and sweaters for 50% off.

I'm not going shopping, so it's just a normal Friday for me. In fact, if anything it is quite white due to all the snow and it being Maine.


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