|With Pinocchio it was the nose.|
So it was with trepidation that I sat down to listen to his Big Speech on the subject of terrorists and ISIS (ISIL) and what he's going to do about it. I hoped he wouldn't make that worse.
Staring into the camera with an air of determination, he spun his delusions. "We are going to go get them! We have a broad coalition! We are great! I have done did this, I have done that, things are just fine!" He stretched my patience saying America is "safer than ever," but still I hung in there, hoping for a miracle. Then he said that America is the world leader in manufacturing. Since everything I own was made in China, Sri Lanka, the Philippines, Malaysia or Vietnam, I doubted that even he could believe that one.
Leaving the room, I noticed his ears seemed to be getting bigger as he spoke.