Thursday, July 3, 2014

Corporations ARE People!

Put them all together and you get a corporation!
The recent Supreme Court decision regarding the Christian-based crafts store named Hobby Lobby is all the rage right now. Of course sex is at the bottom of it, asking whether your place of employment should have to pay for your birth control choices as part of their health plan. It's brought out the loonies in full force. Their favorite thing to say, besides "it's a slippery slope," is that "corporations aren't people," explaining that bit of nonsense by saying the court's decision was in favor of the corporation and disregarded the people.

To make it easier to understand this seemingly difficult concept, simply scan the following list. Corporations are nothing more than large groups of one of the following things. Remember, there is only one right answer:

Birds
Pudding
Lego blocks
Nail polish
Dogs
Cats
Rabbits
Oranges
Bagels 
Pineapples
Bananas
Cars
Trucks
Lingerie
Spaghetti
People
Pianos
Shoes
Brassieres
Tuna fish sandwiches
Pepperoni pizza
Day lilies
Snowmen
Lobsters
Wine glasses
Barcaloungers
Movies
Airplanes
Sponges
Cheddar cheese
Cows
Ukeleles
Ponies
Beaded necklaces
Chickens
Laptop computers
Choo-choo trains
Adult diapers
Tractors
Buffalo
Buffalo wings
Toilets

Could you spot the right answer? Here's a hint: You're one.

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