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Anyway, this morning I consumed a toasted English muffin (100 cal., 8 gr. fiber) smothered with almond butter (1 TBS., 95 cal.) and black cherry jam (1 TBS., 40 cal.)! Not at all good for me, except for the fiber! And not even one damn piece of fruit or friggin' antioxidant blueberry along with it. Next, I am going to walk right in to an unknown hair salon and demand they make my hair platinum blonde--enough with the cautious "warm brown with gold highlights" crap.
Tomorrow is a new day, and I plan to start it as a bleached blonde who eats badly. After that, who knows what terrible thing I might try.