Armed with that insight, I have decided that I will now aim to entice more Jews to my blog, since I can't successfully attract anyone else through my speech patterns. But oy, the Jews I know. I should live so long, if Mitt Romney--such a doll--wins the election, I will be kvelling. Not my mishpucka, but they should all just drop dead if they want that no-goodnik Obama to win. God forbid a million times, the economy will just get worse. (Oy, gut in himmel.)
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Oy, Playing the Race Card
Armed with that insight, I have decided that I will now aim to entice more Jews to my blog, since I can't successfully attract anyone else through my speech patterns. But oy, the Jews I know. I should live so long, if Mitt Romney--such a doll--wins the election, I will be kvelling. Not my mishpucka, but they should all just drop dead if they want that no-goodnik Obama to win. God forbid a million times, the economy will just get worse. (Oy, gut in himmel.)
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