Sad but true, our presidential election is a horse race and we all know that whoever wins, it will be the same old, same old within a matter of weeks. After all, the current occupant of the White House is a really smart guy who had such promise and no affairs ever, and now half the country wants him gone. The problem might be this: They're all men.
I know, I know, you're thinking, "but Michele Bachmann ran and lost." Yes, but poor Michele was a girly-girl in high heels and mascara; what we need is a strong woman who doesn't have children at home, who in fact is not even married and thus has plenty of time to do something for the common good instead of her husband's laundry. (I'd go for it myself but I've got something on the stove.) It's time for a woman to step up and pay the bills, straighten out that mess overseas and for God's sake, clean up the hall closet; then we'll see some positive results. I mean, the guys can't even find the butter in the fridge--no wonder our country is a mess.