Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Heart Attack-ack-ack in a Box

Just in case your kids aren't fat yet, rest easy--they will be soon.

In a bold business move, the Nestle Company, which owns Toll House cookies, recently bought DiGiorno Pizza from Kraft Foods. To celebrate, they came up with a new product that not only tastes great but will ultimately help with population control. It must have taken some great minds many long hours to come up with it, but when you think about it, it makes perfect sense: DiGiorno Pizza with Toll House cookies. In one box. One small step for man--one giant step for mankind.
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1 comment:

  1. MitchJuly 20, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    OMG

    Incidentally, I consider you an important news source for social trends like these . . .

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